Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Void Armor Forged: 23 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Void Gems Collected: 21 Crops Grown: 6233
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Aurora Middle School

    Aurora Middle School

    A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Tofis Hangout

    Tofis Hangout

    Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 652597 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Endpixel Network

    Endpixel Network

    EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Tiny Kingdom

    Tiny Kingdom

    Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Dimension Hops: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Wither Land

    Wither Land

    WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Bandit Craft

    Bandit Craft

    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Our New World

    Our New World

    Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EggMC

    EggMC

    Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CapeDirt

    CapeDirt

    Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Sunshine Network

    Sunshine Network

    Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Based MC

    Based MC

    Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ores Mined: 7059
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Alanium MC

    Alanium MC

    Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Gods Slained: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OdinCraft

    OdinCraft

    Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineFreeze

    MineFreeze

    Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Animals Bred: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • King SMP

    King SMP

    King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Farms Harvested: 659
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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