Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	3728	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchantments Applied:	181
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Animals Bred:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.