Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Items Found:	3751
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Farms Harvested:	991	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3656	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	262017	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4899	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4536	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.