Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    Modes Available Now! » Prisons

    Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    ⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineSon

    MineSon

    MineSon is a unique server with many unique enchantments, such as the Seed Planter, which allows you to plant seeds in 3×3 areas when using Shift + RMB, and the Bulldozer, which gives you a chance to break a 3x3x3 area.

    If you need more storage space, our backpacks are very roomy. Simply open the workbench, place a chest in the center and top and bottom the chest with any precious blocks to create your backpack with 2 lines (18 slots) of free space.

    The beacon on the server has been completely revamped and now it has as many as 15 effects such as plant growth booster, experience booster, spavner booster, stove booster and so on.

    Join MineSon and enjoy a unique Minecraft survival experience!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SottoSopravvivenza

    SottoSopravvivenza

    We welcome you to SottoSopravvivenza, a server that you will surely become fond of.

    Starting from the assumption that we have decided to give everyone the opportunity to play with us without any borders, using cross-play, making some of the server modes accessible both through Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

    20 tps average and high visual rendering and many other functions, to guarantee excellent playability without decreasing performance. Our main and most updated mode is SurvivalPlus, but we also have PlotCreative with fastAsyncWorlEdit for everyone, Bedwars and some custom minigames!.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Natublock

    Natublock

    CEO and Founder: Orion Owner: segu23

    NATUBLOCK NETWORK Modality: – OP Prison (Custom) 1.8x-1.19x – Survival Custom 1.17x-1.19x

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KitPVP US

    KitPVP US

    We are a Kit PVP server with the goal of capturing the magic of 1.7-1.8 PVP, with a modern twist that will keep you coming back!

    Our server unashamedly runs natively on Minecraft 1.8, though all versions from 1.7.10-1.20.4 are supported. The idea behind this server is to bring in all the old desirable elements of 1.7/1.8-style PVP, with a bunch of new custom tweaks to certain items to make the game more interesting. Sure, we don’t have all the new fancy blocks, mobs, and ingots, but do you really need to worry about those things when you’re fighting people on a map that is still drop-dead gorgeous?

    We plan to offer a plethora of custom minigames, and at the moment we do have a custom-made KOTH minigame which our dedicated developers and builders have worked on quite meticulously for the past few months. This server has been over a year in the making, and the quality and polish of our custom map, spawn, shop, plugins, minigames, and items will reflect that. We spent a lot of time carefully crafting what we believe will be one of the best, most interesting PVP experiences a Minecraft server will be able to offer to players.

    As a server dedicated to hardcore 1.8 style PVP, we do not have any forms of active anticheat on the server. Instead, we require the latest version of Lunar Client. This effectively stops cheaters and people using cheat-injected forms of Lunar Client before they even join the server. We do have passive anticheat alerts for staff members, but nothing that will actively impede movement or reach.

    We are also proudly a PLAY to win server, we are not pay to win. That gets quite boring and very difficult for regular players when they are up against people who can just spend $5-$20 and get access to ridiculously OP gear. Don’t get us wrong, we want to provide an incentive to people who support us, and we do give those people access to exclusive kits and other exclusive cosmetic features. However, even the highest paid rank does not get access to the best kit on the server: that kit can be obtained by simply ranking up with in-game money, not real life money!

    We know getting this this type of server, which is a dying breed these days, online with an activate playerbase will be an uphill battle. There is a huge monopoly who shall not be named that garners the majority of the Minecraft PVP community these days, and we’re really hoping to offer something unique that they just simply don’t on their massive megaplex of a server. Think of it as the real-life equivalent of supporting a small business instead of a major megacorp! We might not have the vast resources they do, but we do have a fiercely dedicated team.

    Thank you all for viewing our listing and reading this message, and we hope to see you online!- bbear (Owner/Founder of KitPVP US)

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dimension Hops: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ShiningSun

    ShiningSun

    The best current Gens server, join us and accompany us on this incredible adventure that protects you together with ShiningSun!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • HyFlexMC

    HyFlexMC

    Welcome to HyFlexMC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival Server where adventure meets community! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of survival, where the spirit of anti-grief reigns supreme. Our server is meticulously crafted to provide a seamless and enjoyable survival experience for players of all levels.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SolCraftMC

    SolCraftMC

    Welcome to SolCraftMC | Norwegian Minecraft Server

    About us:

    SolCraftMC is a 90% Norwegian Minecraft server.

    We aim to create a peaceful society where you can play at your own pace and explore the world without losing what you have achieved along the way. This is a server for those who want to play a slightly different Minecraft, than what the ordinary minecraft was originally intended for. SolCraftMC takes it a step further and finds new ways to make Minecraft better.

    Our goal is for everyone to thrive and have an incredibly fun minecraft experience with the plugin functions SolCraftMC uses to date. SolCraftMC is for all ages and we want a quiet server for everyone.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PokeNova

    PokeNova

    Pokenova has released a pixelmon server! We want to provide story implementations, smp mechanics and economy listings so you will never get bored! We appreciate the help beta testing, in order for us to provide the best server possible! We are ready to listen to our players for criticisms and ideas! Join today to join our wonderful community!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SkyFactory2 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: skyfactory.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ SkyFactory2 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Island menu and level using Ultimate SkyBlock plugin. > Challenges. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • WaffleSky

    WaffleSky

    WaffleSky is a skyblock server that is currently in development, and i need your help! i need help with making decisions on features so i need a community to help me decide what people will like the most! I will be regularly updating people about the wellbeing of the minecraft server essentially like a dev-log. You currently can still player but it is in a beta stage!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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