Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • McVillageIsland

    McVillageIsland

    McVillageIsland is a special SkyBlock server: with powerful monsters, magical weapons, places to explore and more…

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FuriousPrison

    FuriousPrison

    Furious is your home for Minecraft Prisons. We recently launched and offer custom pickaxe enchants, monthly payouts, gangs, private mines and more. Come check us out.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RPDND

    RPDND

    A 16+ international community that operates 24/7 as a collaborative storytelling experience. Utilizing Minecraft as a medium for roleplay and Dungeons & Dragons. Welcoming new or experienced roleplayers and D&D enthusiasts to take part in our open world map. Packed with multiple downtime activities, DM ran event-lines, custom crafting, housing, an energetic roleplay community, and more.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • EmberWing

    EmberWing

    Behold, noble adventurer! I beseech thee to consider the wondrous realm of Ember Wing, the Java Minecraft server, now graced with the power of Bedrock compatibility! Within this realm, thou shalt find a haven where thou canst unite with thy comrades from diverse platforms, forging bonds that transcend the boundaries of technology.

    In this realm, the path to wealth and prosperity awaits thee, for thou hast the opportunity to ascend to the pinnacle of opulence. Journey to the majestic castle, where thou canst barter thy treasures with esteemed traders, thus amassing great wealth in the form of in-game currency.

    But lo, the possibilities do not end there! Should thy entrepreneurial spirit burn bright, thou canst establish thine own shop within the bustling local Market. From this haven of commerce, thou canst offer thy wares to fellow adventurers, further augmenting thy riches and influence.

    Fear not the distance, for thy base shall remain connected to all these marvels through the central Nether Portal. Traverse the fiery depths of the Nether and emerge unscathed, arriving swiftly at thy desired destination.

    Furthermore, by supporting the noble cause of Ember Wing, thou shalt be rewarded with swift in-game items and perks. Pledge thy allegiance to this server, and thou shalt find thy virtual coffers overflowing with treasures. Visit Tebex, the sacred realm of support, and partake in the bountiful rewards that await thee. Join us, noble adventurer, and let thy legend be written in the annals of Ember Wing!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Space-Revolut

    Space-Revolut

    Welcome to you future astronaut! Our space-themed Minecraft server is a place for survival and competition. You can explore our open world, build your own base and defend yourself against other players. Our server is divided into different clans, each with their own territory and resources. You can join an existing clan or create your own. The ultimate goal is to become the most powerful clan on the server.

    We also offer you a wonderfully spatial experience! Thanks to our magnificent Texture Pack! This pack contains improved graphics and a space texture! Space content, like the Intergalactic Rocket which will allow you to travel to different planets (Update coming soon)! And new ores, new tools and much more!

    Our server is equipped with plugins to improve your gaming experience. We have plugins for economy, ranks, stores, auctions, events, quests and much more. We also have a player voting system, which allows you to earn rewards by voting for our server.

    Our community is welcoming and friendly. We have active moderators to ensure the security and usability of the server.

    We regularly organize events for players, such as building competitions, treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.

    Join our Minecraft server now and start your survival and faction adventure!

    Join Space-Revolut now! Your intergalactic leader SquellyFine wishes you a good trip!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Rede Mc Dinasty

    Rede Mc Dinasty

    RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Quickland

    Quickland

    QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • JCEarth

    JCEarth

    Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 287 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GamerzWA

    GamerzWA

    Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PokeVerse

    PokeVerse

    Welcome To PokeVerse

    A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Crops Grown: 2504
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ReduX

    ReduX

    An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BendingMC

    BendingMC

    Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

    BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

    Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineYourMind

    MineYourMind

    Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

    Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Coast Craft

    Coast Craft

    version:1.20 / 1.20.4

    Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

    Java IP (No Port Needed): coastcraft.ddns.net Bedrock IP & Port: coastcraft.ddns.net : 19132

    One Rule. No Cheaters.

    (Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    New Chunks Explored: 98311 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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