Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Alphak

    Alphak

    Blood moons :red_circle: Blood moons are special nights that occur every 14 days where mobs become extremely powerful and drop special loot. There are hordes of mobs that are spawned throughout the world which are spawned to random players on the world. The Occurrence of Bloodmoons depends on which planet you are on. Some planets do not have blood moons and some planets have more frequent blood moons.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mine Goats

    Mine Goats

    Minecraft OP PvP Prisons Server! Rankup from A-Z to receive insane in game rewards, Prestige/Ascend for even better rewards. Custom Seasonal items with custom enchants aswell! Crates, Plots, PVP, Pickaxe Abilities, Pickaxe Custom enchants, Pickaxe Skins, Pets with abilities and many more features for you to enjoy! Version: 1.16-1.20.4 🙂

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates

    McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates

    IP: McEssence.com – Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

    Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

    Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands. We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , just pure multiplayer minecraft.

    Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

    Joining on JavaJoining on Bedrock

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Mitegun4Me (M4M)

    Mitegun4Me (M4M)

    M4M!! | =D | join| if you play every day when server is online you may win ONLINE rank!! This rank can be gained until 2/1/2021!!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 737532 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Firecraft

    Firecraft

    Welcome to Fire Craft Network, a lifesteal server where you can experience the thrill of survival with a twist. In this server, you can steal hearts from other players to replenish your own health, or lose hearts to your enemies if you are not careful. You can also team up with your friends, build your base, and explore the custom biomes. Fire Craft Network is a server for players who love PvP and challenge. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this fiery world.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Citrus Minecraft Server

    Citrus Minecraft Server

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 491
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • No Tomorrow

    No Tomorrow

    Spigot latest: factions luckperms world edit. Come play with us. Join our discord for community support. Shared bans don’t get caught cheating or griefing.

    new server startup get in early

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Banglamines Network

    Banglamines Network

    Port:- 1913

    BANGLAMINES A Bangladeshi Minecraft Server

    > Survival > Multiplayer > Economy > Ranks > Multiversion > Kits > Land Claim ​​​> More Exciting Things

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Vanilla Vista SMP | Survival | Friendly | Semi-Vanilla | 1.20.1

    Vanilla Vista SMP | Survival | Friendly | Semi-Vanilla | 1.20.1

    IP: pmc.vanillavista.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Map: map.vanillavista.netDiscord: discord.gg/nJKRysvDHN

    Welcome to Vanilla Vista, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that provides an authentic survival server experience. Our SMP community is dedicated to providing a fun and friendly environment where players can explore, build, and interact with each other. With our land-claiming plugin, you can rest assured that there is no griefing and that your creations will remain safe.

    At Vanilla Vista, we believe in maintaining the true essence of Minecraft while still offering a few helpful plugins to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to provide an experience that captures the spirit of Minecraft’s survival server gameplay.

    Join us now and start your adventure in our brand-new world! Whether you are a seasoned player or new to the game, our community welcomes you to come and explore what our semi-vanilla Minecraft server has to offer.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • VeryFunUHC

    VeryFunUHC

    This is a new server so expect some lag. This server is a UHC server. !this is a safe and friendly server, if you make this server a not safe friendly server you will be banned! Have fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5283 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • A Eolica

    A Eolica

    Eólica is a Minecraft MMO (Massive Multiplayer Online) server, where players interact in a persistent and expansive world. Features include a vast map with cities and wilderness, a virtual economy, factions with politics and warfare, dynamic quests and events, character progression, dungeons and bosses, customization, PvP and PvE areas, seasonal events, and clan and alliance systems . We have several systems to make your experience fabulous! Get in now!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ❤️ VerumNetwork [ 1.20.2 ] Enchant Shop ❤️

    ❤️ VerumNetwork [ 1.20.2 ] Enchant Shop ❤️

    34a94404cbd3baead64187454644a1ffede6454alogo.webp🌟 Welcome to VerumNetwork – Where Adventure Awaits! 🌟Embark on an unparalleled Minecraft journey with VerumNetwork, a server like no other! Immerse yourself in our unique survival gamemodes, meticulously crafted to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience.

    🔥 Discover Unprecedented Features:Dive into a world filled with highly configured plugins that breathe life into our server. From heart-pounding challenges to innovative gameplay mechanics, VerumNetwork sets the standard for next-level survival gaming. Our server is a haven for adventurers seeking more than the ordinary.

    💎 Unlock Rich Rewards:Experience the thrill of earning Keys and Lootboxes effortlessly through gameplay! VerumNetwork rewards your dedication with a seamless progression system, allowing you to unlock treasures, mysteries, and exclusive perks simply by playing. Every moment spent on our server brings you one step closer to extraordinary rewards.

    ⚔️ Lifesteal – A Game-Changing Mechanic:Prepare for battle with our in-development Lifesteal feature! As you conquer challenges and face off against foes, watch your health replenish, turning every encounter into an exhilarating experience. VerumNetwork takes survival to the next level, where every battle is a chance for triumph and recovery.

    🎉 Join the Adventure Today:Ready for an adventure that transcends the ordinary? Join us at play.verumnetwork.com and delve into the extraordinary world of VerumNetwork. Your journey begins now!

    🌐 Explore More:🏰 Website: VerumNetwork.com💬 Discord: Discord.VerumNetwork.com🛍️ Store: VerumNetwork.com/store🗳️ Voting: Vote.VerumNetwork.com

    Unleash your inner adventurer – VerumNetwork awaits! 🚀(Our Servers are running with BisectHosting, Check them out for a massive discount on servers!)

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 183 Farms Harvested: 632
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TheBuildingClan

    TheBuildingClan

    Join us today in “The Building’s Clan” We offer you a lot like:

    PVP CREATIVE SURVIVAL SKY WARS BEDWARS AND MUCH MORE!!!

    If you would like to be Staff/OP then please tell the administrator and they will give you a form.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Magic Items Found: 7928
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hystate | Survival | In-Game Ranks | Economy | Toggleable PVP | Anti-Grief

    Hystate | Survival | In-Game Ranks | Economy | Toggleable PVP | Anti-Grief

    Welcome to HYSTATE!

    Survival | Land Claiming | Balanced Economy | Toggleable PVP | McMMO | In-Game Ranks | Piñata Party | Discord Integration | Supply Drops | Friendly Community | Dedicated Staff Team | Daily Login Rewards

    Version: 1.20+ | World Border: 40,000 x 40,000 | Difficulty: Normal

    Join us today to experience Hystate’s official Minecraft server!

    Play the server: pmc.hystate.com

    Join us on Discord: https://hystate.com/discord

    Visit our server store: https://store.hystate.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/hystate

    Map available here: https://map.hystate.com/

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • blujay.xyz

    blujay.xyz

    blujay.xyz is a small survival minecraft server with lots of additional features! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ We are a small but dedicated community of players centered around building cool stuff. All griefing is rolled back so you can focus on your base, not looking over your shoulder! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ For more info visit our website! https://web.blujay.xyz ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Star Shards Collected: 242
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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