Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	227

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6769

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mines Excavated:	1210
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!