Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GlassDragon

    GlassDragon

    Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Equestrians United

    Equestrians United

    Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

    Have fun, Love horses

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1574
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Civilization

    Civilization

    Start a new life!

    This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

    The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Titanzesports

    Titanzesports

    come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4625 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Zedwork Zurvival

    Zedwork Zurvival

    Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

    There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

    We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

    Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

    We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

    We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

    [EULA-compliant]

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • sakuramc

    sakuramc

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • siagne.net [France]

    siagne.net [France]

    [France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Good Vibrations

    Good Vibrations

    Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Elysium Minecraft Server

    Elysium Minecraft Server

    Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafters-Island

    Crafters-Island

    Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

    Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ChrisCraft

    ChrisCraft

    Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ODD_Craft

    ODD_Craft

    Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Herocraft MMORPG

    Herocraft MMORPG

    HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

    Level up and gain attribute points to spend. Customize your character as you level to obtain the game style you like. If you like Dungeon & Dragons and Minecraft this is the server for you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dino Kraft

    Dino Kraft

    Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Libton-Craft

    Libton-Craft

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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