Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5024 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Amigas forever

    Amigas forever

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crimson Ingot

    Crimson Ingot

    You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

    There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CloudMC

    CloudMC

    Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

    Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MFC Direwolf20 server

    MFC Direwolf20 server

    This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

    Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

    About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Vanilla Twist

    Vanilla Twist

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mines Excavated: 2871
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Desolate Sands

    Desolate Sands

    Desolate Sands RPG

    IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

    Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

    Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2353 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • hr伺服器

    hr伺服器

    This is a survival server with many plug-ins. The most important thing is for Taiwanese to play. Foreigners please bring your own translator. We have economy, monster enhancement, MCMMO and various plug-ins to increase the fun of RPG games. But it will not make the original fun of MINECRAFT disappear. There are also various players’ buildings, as well as public buildings built by the OP alone. Everyone is welcome to join.To apply, please go to http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=18673&snA=12661&last=1#down to apply

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CapitalCraft

    CapitalCraft

    Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

    CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

    Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CoreCraft

    CoreCraft
    We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

    Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Always anarchy

    Always anarchy

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • OxyCraft

    OxyCraft

    Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GoobCraft

    GoobCraft

    re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

    But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

    If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

    If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ChainCraft

    ChainCraft

    Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

    NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DemolishSMP

    DemolishSMP

    Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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