Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1669	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.