Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Asser Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EGMC

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1962

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!