Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	4599	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	991	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4448
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SGPvP

–> SGPvP <-- SGPvP is not just an ordinary Minecraft server, it is a network of 7 servers and counting. The SGPvP server is brand new, however the server owner’s have formerly owner MinecraftSG.net before they transformed it into SGPvP.net. This transformation has meant that another 6 servers have been added to their arsenal of servers. –> THE SERVER <-- SGPvP is made up of a total of 7 servers running of 3 dedicated servers with a total of 56GB DDR3 Ram, and an accumulative of over 10GHz of processing power. The servers are as follows: The Hub Survival Games Elemental Warfare Survival Creative SkyBlock The Walls (Coming Soon) Each one of the servers is accessible through the IP play.SGPvP.net only!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.