Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Star Shards Collected: 69 Dimension Hops: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • EfsaneCraft

    EfsaneCraft

    Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

    Pvp is Open on the Server

    To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

    There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

    http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MooshServers

    MooshServers

    MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

    MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

    MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

    We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MildSeven FFA Community

    MildSeven FFA Community

    Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

    The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

    You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

    Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

    Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

    Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

    Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Animals Bred: 127
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EpriMC

    EpriMC

    < 2019-09-08: ALL INFO ON THIS PAGE ARE OLD, WE'RE IN PROGRESS OF RETURNING >

    Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

    Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • VitalFactions

    VitalFactions

    Please Join!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Rising Hero

    Rising Hero

    This is server is made for the Rising Hero in you! Ride dragons and pvp. Also there is an economy, where you can eventually become rich!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BozzPvP¨1.5!

    BozzPvP¨1.5!

    welcome to the brand new server, BozzPvP have a good time 🙂 the server is made by detail but if u find any but just report it to any staff on the server and it will be fixed! Plugins we want u to know on our server: Chestshop (we have fixed dupe) Essentials this server is now 1.5!!! McMmo GroupManager Factions MCBans PlayerHeads

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineNerds 1.4.7

    MineNerds 1.4.7

    Welcome to MineNerds! We have factions and Mcmmo it makes a great combination you can grief, raid, steal, and PVP! Bring friends to get diamonds! This server has 15 slots and is 24/7 it is hosted by Beastnode! We also have Mob Arena!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OGPvP

    OGPvP

    Hi guys! I am Matt, the owner of OG, and I am here to give you guys a brief explanation of what our server is about..I know this is probably cheesy, and many servers/server owners say this, but OG is truly about the players. When you log in, you will see all the staff hard at work helping all the players who have questions, simple or hard. You will see the owner (me) hard at work building, adding new cool features to the server, or also helping players. And you will see players pvping, yelling at each other (in a competitive way), and people throwing items at each other (normally dirt).

    Plugins include things such as: Matt Crypto- a crypto currency plugin Jetpacks – Jetpacks fly endlessly 😀 Factions – (we all know what this) 1v1s – A custom plugin that allows multiple 1v1’s to happen in the same arena, and allow for spectators to see all fights. And various other showy and/or functional plugins!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DAScraft

    DAScraft

    Features: Survival Hunger Games COD style zombies Factions

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dark Infinity

    Dark Infinity

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    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BallaghCraft

    BallaghCraft

    BallaghCraft! A Fun MineCraft Server For Everyone! Unique Spawn with portals to Mini-Games, Survival-Games,Survival worlds, Mini-Games and more PvP, Spleef, deatmatch, SkyGrid, Plotworld etc.

    Nice and helpfull Staff with access 247. Staff positions available.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ramaniacraft

    Ramaniacraft

    A server for everyone 😀

    Server Addresse: 85.131.147.125:25565

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SoundCraft – Survival

    SoundCraft – Survival

    Calling the world of minecraft and all multiplayer junkies !!!

    This is SoundCraft-Survival: An amazing combination of 43 plugins makes you experience Minecraft like you never did before! Five world-maps and a full automated residence system generate the perfect conditions to discover nearly everything what’s possible in this game. To make it even more exciting we developed a rank-system (Lvl 1-8) and added “mcMMO”. Visitors will start as a “Guest” with very few permissions, but climb up to the next Rank very fast after doing some simple quests. When you advance to the highest rank (Big_Kahuna), you will be able to use ALL PLUGINS and to own huge estates. We got very helpful staff and a detailed server – guide (Help-Center) on http://soundcraft.yours.tv/. So what are you waitin for? C’mon and JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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