Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ZeenCraft

    ZeenCraft

    We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SGPvP

    SGPvP

    –> SGPvP <-- SGPvP is not just an ordinary Minecraft server, it is a network of 7 servers and counting. The SGPvP server is brand new, however the server owner’s have formerly owner MinecraftSG.net before they transformed it into SGPvP.net. This transformation has meant that another 6 servers have been added to their arsenal of servers. –> THE SERVER <-- SGPvP is made up of a total of 7 servers running of 3 dedicated servers with a total of 56GB DDR3 Ram, and an accumulative of over 10GHz of processing power. The servers are as follows: The Hub Survival Games Elemental Warfare Survival Creative SkyBlock The Walls (Coming Soon) Each one of the servers is accessible through the IP play.SGPvP.net only!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Europe Gaming MineCraft

    Europe Gaming MineCraft

    PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Utterlicious

    Utterlicious

    Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

    We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ReitCraft

    ReitCraft

    Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Kism3t

    Kism3t

    This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

    Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Infinite Heights

    Infinite Heights
    Infinite Heights

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Star Shards Collected: 68
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KickAxeCraft

    KickAxeCraft

    KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EmpireCraft

    EmpireCraft

    Adequate adult administration, private areas, shops, etc. The server has Whitelist, so leave us your request on the server forum.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ShallWeCraft

    ShallWeCraft

    Amazing Server! Great Staff! 24/7 Fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Creationation

    Creationation
    Creationation

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Jingos Minecraft Server Network

    Jingos Minecraft Server Network

    Welcome to our Minecraft Towny Server. We use Towny for protection. The people and staff are what makes our community great. Be a part of it. Join! Make sure to join our website for recent updates.

    Website – http://www.jingomcs.com

    Server Addresses towny. jingomcs.com 158.69.131.100 158.69.131.101 158.69.131.103

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Jeremy’s World

    Jeremy’s World

    I pay for this server and NO ONE else is on it except me. And I’m kind of tired of playing alone. I don’t want some massive community on my server, I just want a few people (though it can handle 20 players). I use Bukkit, I have a warp plugin installed, and I’m not asking for money to play on it. 100% uptime (except for when I have to update .jar files or backup the server). My email is “[email protected]” if you want to join.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dimension Hops: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Damned PvP

    Damned PvP

    A Faction/PvP Survival Server Plugins:Essentials, Factions, Multiverse, Signshop, PlayerHeads, WorldBorder, Votifier, iConomy, MCMMO, TimeIsMoney

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 5677
    Animals Bred: 166 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Kingdom Eternal (Multiple

    Kingdom Eternal (Multiple

    Mutliple servers!!

    When you join the server you will be teleported to the hub room, where you can choose which server you want to join. The following servers are:

    RPG TF2 Hunger Games

    Come check us out!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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