Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 8681 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world

    Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world
    Welcome to ChillTown!

    Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal.

    Java Edition IP: pmc.Chilltown.eu

    Custom World Generation

    Seasons with temperature

    Custom Mobs

    Professions & Levels

    Custom Weapons

    Land Claiming

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ProsperCraft Network

    ProsperCraft Network

    This server network will be up for years so no concern about the server owner getting board and closing it.

    1.5.1, Skyblock, Freebuild, Plotworld, Mobarena, New, Survival, No Whitelist, PVE, PVP factions and PVP vanilla, Economy, Events, Factions, Swim, Vanilla, Hunger Games!, Creative Free build.

    Survival with plugins server-

    Swim Server-

    Amusement Parks!

    Factions PVP Server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TrinityMC

    TrinityMC

    Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Indica Cloud

    Indica Cloud

    We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

    Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ReziCraft

    ReziCraft
    ReziCraft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftersLand Network Servers EU

    CraftersLand Network Servers EU

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    > Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

    We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Zen

    Zen

    82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ChillCraft

    ChillCraft

    ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

    We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

    It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 New Chunks Explored: 145982

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • IllestCraft

    IllestCraft

    Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MJPvP

    MJPvP

    Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Addstar MC

    Addstar MC

    Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

    Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

    NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

    – Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • squaremc

    squaremc

    survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • New New Canada

    New New Canada

    Survival Up to Date Ranks

    Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

    New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 692 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Wizmogaming

    Wizmogaming

    a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • F-C-N Server

    F-C-N Server

    FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

    Rank up by building!

    Extensive RPG!

    In-game currency!

    Big world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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