Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Titan

    Titan

    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Devil’s Minecraft

    Devil’s Minecraft

    Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

    Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

    Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

    Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

    Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

    Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

    Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Crops Grown: 3801 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 969 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • qubecraft

    qubecraft
    qubecraft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

    We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

    We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

    If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

    VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

    Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

    You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

    You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Legitland

    Legitland

    A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VcGaming

    VcGaming

    We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Artesanato Scavenger

    Artesanato Scavenger
    Scavenger Crafts

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 5557
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • pignation

    pignation

    1.5.1 MINECRAFT

    Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

    I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

    Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • tcccast

    tcccast

    Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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