Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Meteorites Collected: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Majkrafci

    Majkrafci

    Best .eu Minecraft server! Multiserver – PVP | SKYBLOCK | SURVIVAL | SURVIVAL II | WARGAMES | TEAMFORTRESS 2 | SURVIVAL GAMES | CAPTURE THE FLAG | ONLINE 400-500 PLAYERS | ALL IN ONE!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Safehouse Survival

    Safehouse Survival

    Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

    Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 117

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • KruXoR

    KruXoR

    We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5401 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Bredland

    Bredland

    Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Items Found: 3214
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Plymouth Valley

    Plymouth Valley

    When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Gizmic

    Gizmic
    Gizmic

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • German-mine

    German-mine

    german server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Creativehub community server

    Creativehub community server
    Creativehub community serverA realistic creative server

    IP adres: 188.40.171.46Bedrock port: 19132

    Warps/warp Storage, /warp Architects, /warp Ships, /warp Aviation, /warp Trains, /warp Vehicles,/warp Plots, /warp PropsProjects: /warp Vareburg, /warp Thorbecke, /warp Kaserne

    Become [builder]?Find out more at our spawn or join the discord server!

    LinksDiscord: discord.gg/EcrSJ8HXxkDynmap: 188.40.171.46:8123/

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SmrtFasizmuMC – Roleplay

    SmrtFasizmuMC – Roleplay

    Hello friends,

    We are proud to present you a new old minecraft server called Death to Fascism MC. The server is a classic PVP/survival, and it was created from the old server of the same name that we all fondly remember, because it left a nice mark in our hearts. It was this feeling that inspired us to open the same server again and to create a healthy community that can be enjoyed by the young and a little older. (they are not to be thrown away either hehe).

    We wish you good fun and good company on our server.

    We will soon announce a competition for the staff team, which will be in charge of order and peace on the server.

    For all questions, we are at your disposal.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6786 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8478 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ultimate PVP/RAID

    Ultimate PVP/RAID

    Hello there! We just started our brand new PVP/RAID server called Ultimate PVP/RAID. Our server runs bukkit and as i said it is a PVP/RAID server so griefing is allowed, but if you claim your base then they wont be able to grief it. We also have drop parties at the evening with some enchants and stuff. If you like our server you can ofc donate to higher ranks (more info on the server) and soon we will need to have some moderators (you can apply for moderator) Join the server and have a good time with your friends hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AltiCraft

    AltiCraft

    AltiCraft is a multiworld server that includes survival, creative, a games world that includes spleef and rounds, and a plot world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • M1nefreeks (Many Gamemodes)

    M1nefreeks (Many Gamemodes)

    Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crew For Guts

    Crew For Guts

    Crew For Guts is a PVP survival server running on Spigot with plugins like WorldEdit and WorldGuard. Expect more plugins and features in the future!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Truttle World

    Truttle World

    Truttle1’s small server!

    Plugins: =================== Petcreeper Essentials YEP GriefPrevention =================== This server was named after Truttle1’s pet turtle, Truttle, as well as his username.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pro Craft

    Pro Craft

    Why Pro craft? Pro craft is a minecraft server for new and pro players! We made this server because we want you to play with your friends and have fun. You can team up, create factions and make new friends too. We don’t recommend people griefing randomly. We are a very good community and we will respect your rights. Following the rules will make you rank up more easily and becoming staff.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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