Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

downundercraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MinecraftYouPlay

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LaserCraft

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Oak Craft Prison

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

mcnovus

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MC.DeepGamers.Net

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ores Mined:	5806
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Laerad SMP

Server Headlines: ============== => Dedicated 24/7 => No registration or signup required! => No donations required! => No PvP except in dedicated PvP maps (warhub). => No creative mode, we play legit, though we have MCMMO to make gathering more fun. => Many plugins to make freebuilding more fun, like Falsebook and Runecraft. => Multiple homes & player teleports. => Guests arrive in a temporary guest world. Ask for promotion after building a house and gathering some food and ores. => Anti-Grief with LWC, Hawkeye, worldguard and deathchests.

Address: mc.laerad.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creature Craft Modded Hub

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Creature Craft is a group of high quality modded and non-modded Minecraft servers it was first started 3 years ago with just a mo’ creatures server and we have grown a lot since then we have just launched the new modded hub project and right now we have Mo’ Creatures and Pixelmon servers with many more on the way all linked to the same hub! We work very hard to keep everything fun and lag free so come join us and have some fun!!

Mo’ Creatures Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The Mo’ Creatures server is a survival server setup with only the Mo’ Creatures mod by dr zhark we have both pvp and non pvp wrapped into the same server so everyone can have fun! We have many plugins and mini games such as Hunger games, Pvp arenas, and many economy based plugins!

Pixelmon Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The pixelmon server is a survival server setup with the pixelmon mod as well as a few of the side mods we try to make sure there are always gym leaders online and host events has much as we can! Once you join all you have to do is walk out of spawn, build your house and catch em all!!!

Modpack Server: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/creature-craft-server-mod-pack.535595 The modpack server is a server setup with a huge variety of mods there are alot of mods so there is always something to do and new mods to try we try to keep everything up to date so come on do some magic, raise a dragon whatever you fancy!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pyromine PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Here at Pyromine we have dedicated staff, fully configured plugins, 99% uptime and no lag. The server is hosted in the USA, with 1GB* of ram and 20 slots*.

The server offers a free starter kit when you first join to get you started, this is a factions raiding server with PvP on and no banned items.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3769	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!