Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Hoppercraft

    Hoppercraft

    Come on Hoppercraft we have factions,car racing, economy and more.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Clasteen

    Clasteen

    This is a nice server with cheap donator ranks! (15% discount on all ranks, use “Spring” coupon code)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • horde

    horde
    horde

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AWECRAFT

    AWECRAFT

    AweCraft is an towny server, That means that you can claim a land and only you and the people that you invite can destroy there. It complete destroys the Greifers fun. The server also have survivalgames, spleef, essentials, shops, pvp and lots of other plugins.

    Website: http://aweserver.enjin.com/

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Gamestrike

    Gamestrike

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    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DarkNessCraft Skyblock

    DarkNessCraft Skyblock

    For more information on the server go here!: http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/darknesscraft-prison/

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Magic Items Found: 4396
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • mcplay.gazduirejocuri.ro

    mcplay.gazduirejocuri.ro

    mcplay.gazduirejocuri.ro it’s a good server at minecraft .please play in it ant next , u decide id u want to play at it . thx 😉

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Turkey Craft

    Turkey Craft

    Welcome to Turkey Craft! Our server is raiding PvP, griefing and much much more! The server is 24/7 and few rules! Join us now!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TheRisingPvP

    TheRisingPvP

    If You guys love pvp and enjoy fighting faction vs faction then u are going to love TheRisingPvP, this is a great server where you and your friends get together and fight for your ground in all 4 biomes and go earning power and loyalty. This is also a very fair server having known the owner he is a great guy and plays fairly. so guys this is a great server and i really think you should give it a go. have fun i know i did!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 99

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Worlds Apart

    Worlds Apart

    Worlds Apart is a family run and family friendly server. We expect you to behave here as you would in front of your family. We’re also have a strict anti-profanity rule – type/talk as if you’re talking in front of your youngest/eldest family members. Worlds Apart is not an RP server. There are some elements of RP, such as the alliances, the style of communities, and the buildings within them, but mostly, you’re expected to just be yourself. Worlds Apart is a survival server focused on alliance-based community. Players can choose to play normal survival or work on community development..

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Noble-Craft FTB

    Noble-Craft FTB

    Noble-Craft FTB, running the FTB Ultimate Pack. Check the MOTD in your server list for current version of the pack! We have Votifier, Bukkit, and ForgeEssentials! We also offer many items and perks with donation.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Octagami s Omniverse

    Octagami s Omniverse

    Created in 2012, Octagami’s Omniverse is a server network dedicated to providing a high quality and community oriented Minecraft experience.

    Why choose Omniverse?

    Tons of Exclusive Features Anti-Grief and Anti-Theft protection Active and Supportive Staff Build worlds are Never Wiped Playtime based Rank Perks Zero Pay to Win

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 5083
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • JustCraft HardcorePVP

    JustCraft HardcorePVP

    This is a HardcorePVP survival/factions server this is a very fun server because the staff are realy nice. and we have many dropparty !

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Villages Defended: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Creation Nation Creative

    Creation Nation Creative

    Creation Nation, the Minecraft server which is out of this world!

    Huge 256 X 256 plots WorldEdit for every player Awesome perks and features, such as DisguiseCraft, absolutely free! Four servers (Creative, Vanilla, SkyWars, SurvivalGames) Low latency and great uptime Welcoming community and community forums

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 532 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Kingdom of Oblivion

    Kingdom of Oblivion

    This is a new minecraft 1.5.1 craftbukkit server we just opened the 1 may so it is a very!!! new server but we got it all ready. Now we dont have so many plugins you are welcome to advice new plugins the plugins we got is Factions, Essentials, PermissionsEX, Worldguard, Worldedit, SetrankPEX, dynmap. so join today and have fun in this PvP, Economy and Factions server 😀 we run with almost 6 GB. and it is 24/7 and have space to 110 players

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Potions Brewed: 196 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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