Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

    CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]
    CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

    Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]  Minecraft Server(Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Legion Servers

    Legion Servers

    Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9356

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lazle Craft

    Lazle Craft

    My Best Server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PEMCserver

    PEMCserver

    Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Ultimate Minecraft

    Ultimate Minecraft

    Hallo!

    Glad you found our little server!

    Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

    After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Airblockz Survival

    Airblockz Survival

    Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

    1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

    2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

    3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

    4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

    5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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    At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4498 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Odyssey Craft

    Odyssey Craft

    We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

    From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

    Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

    And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Too Stronkk Gaming

    Too Stronkk Gaming

    Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Crops Grown: 6740
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Spuddsmarch

    Spuddsmarch

    After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

    Meet the staff!

    Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • WoodyVille

    WoodyVille

    When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

    The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

    Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Fragnet

    Fragnet

    This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 254
    Animals Bred: 178 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ActionPVP

    ActionPVP

    ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Matecraft

    Matecraft

    Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

    Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

    The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

    · Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

    · Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

    · Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

    · Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

    · Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ElectronicPvP

    ElectronicPvP

    Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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