Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BorderlandPvP

    BorderlandPvP

    pvp.borderlandpvp.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • minecraft.geek.nz

    minecraft.geek.nz

    Our small New Zealand based server has always been popular with friends and family. We used to run a Bukkit server but from now on we will simply run Minecraft vanilla. If you are a nice person you are welcome to join us.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Ultra Hardcore Eximius Gaming

    Ultra Hardcore Eximius Gaming

    Ultra Hardcore (UHC) is a modification to Minecraft that removes automatic healing from the game. Now, you can only heal by using Golden Apples! But that is not all – instead of Golden Apples requiring 8 golden nuggets, they use golden ingots instead.

    After connecting to the server, you have two options. Ultra Hardcore rounds begin once 4+ people sign up using the command /play. Once the game starts, it’s a battle to be the last one standing. Whether you’ll spend your days mining for good weapons or looking for enemies, the choice is up to you. Don’t have enough people to get a game started? Get your practice for UHC by going to the survival world, using the command /survival, and return to the lobby using /lobby.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 133 Mines Excavated: 1670
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • OctoWorld

    OctoWorld

    OCTOWORLD build | create | survive

    small friendly server. main survival world with MythicDrops. server economy where you earn money for playtime and mob kills with a shop to spend it in. rank up after 6 hrs play for access to creative worlds with NPCs, planes, guns, bombs and deathmatch. no donations

    octoworld.com for plugin info and more.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SuperiorPvP

    SuperiorPvP

    SuperiorPvP is running Minecraft

    SuperiorPvP Craft is a developing, 24/7 Dedicated hardcore Factions PvP Server, that was just established, with a great community, mature players, and an abundance of space!

    Server and community features include:

    iConomy, Mob Arena, Factions, Hourly Backups, PvP, PvE, Abundance of space, No lag, Global Reach, Mcmmo, Donor ranks.

    Server Rules

    The server staff are fair and friendly, but they are quick to punish rule breakers. The rules are in place to make the server a fun and mature enviroment to play in. Please make sure you understand the rules before joining.

    [1] Be respectful to all Staff. [2] No clients. [3] No spamming. [4] No Advertising. [5] No asking for items, or ranks. [6] No Racism.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RaetCraft

    RaetCraft

    Welcome to RaetCraft. we are a new server looking to get started and have fun we have plugins like

    -Factions -McBan -Planetiods(for donors) -LWC for locking doors, chests, signs ect. -McMMO -Rank System -A modreq system -ChestShop -Mob Arena -CTF Arena(with Classes) -and more we have great staff who are dedicated to making you’re time in RaetCraft enjoyable and fun. for the most part as long as you follow the rules we are laid back and relaxed. we do offer donor ranks along with being able to buy kits and enchanted items that can be made to be specific enchantments. we do drop parties and will be doing contests. I add new awesome plugins everyday that make ding things on MC easier like the MachinaCraft and many others.So if you like what you have read so far come and join our server and check us out.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftShark Network

    CraftShark Network

    About CraftShark:

    Craftshark is a server that rewards you for your being on the server such as PvPing, Mining, avoiding stuiff and many more! we have a good voting system thats linked on the server website at http://craftshark.net which rewards you $200 and 10 Gold Ingots per vote, you are able to vote at 10 and more websites per everyone 10 hours and the highest voter for the month gets a free donation rank! Note you can view how many times you have voted on the website at http://craftshark.net/vote

    At craftshark the staff actully listen to you and your needs, when you require assestance please give the staff member he/she time to teloport to you or finish helping another member on the server.

    Craftshark has a welly balanced money system at the shops you are able to buy items by right clicking a buy/sell sign buy you may wounder why some blocks dont have a sell sign on them well to sell items on the server there is a easy command you can do its called sell hand to use this command grab the item in your hand that you want to sell and type /sell hand then the item will be taken off you and the money will be acctounted into your account

    CraftShark is a Hardcore PvP Factions server with a balanced and fair setup that rewards skill instead of time played or hacking. The server has a deep and rewarding economy driven by the players themselves and based on real economics. We have a 24/7 dedicated server with 16GB of RAM. We have a dedicated population and active community, international, experienced and professional staff, and dedication to our players.

    Server Information! IP: play.craftshark.net

    Main Website: http://craftshark.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ZorroCraft

    ZorroCraft

    A minecraft server (still being set up)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • hDunno

    hDunno

    hDunno started in early April of 2013. We’re always looking for new players.

    We are a small group of community-minded players ranging all ages. We have a good amount of ‘regulars’ and would like to invite any of those to the server that enjoy building with a steady set of players.

    Server address is: mc.hdunno.com

    24/7 – Reliable Host – No Lag

    plugins: DynMap, Essentials, CoreProtect, ProtectionStones, and tons more

    We use Essentials Economy to offer a currency based economy system. We have a full size shop with all sorts of goods as well as an extensive enchantment shop. Come check them out!

    Survival: If you enjoy playing survival, our map, Glacier, has a brand new railway that connects many islands and is fun to get around on. Find a spot near one of the rail stations and start building!

    Factions: Factions used to be quite popular on our server. Many factions were established and bases built. Fortunately, after a server reset all of those bases became unclaimed. Now’s your chance to score some loot and set up shop!

    Creative: Our creative world, Wool World, is also available to allow you to build ’til your hearts content. We often team up on builds then copy them over to the survival world or spawn. 🙂

    Mini-games: Can’t forget the game lobby. We’ve got Spleef, Kit PvP, Hide n Seek, and Skyblock.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • onepeace

    onepeace
    onepeace

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ocd

    ocd

    When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BRAJO

    BRAJO
    READING

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Buildings Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Spyte PvP

    Spyte PvP

    We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BogRealms

    BogRealms

    BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HeilCraft

    HeilCraft

    HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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