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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8987 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3622 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
1. Our server is so wild that even George Floyd himself would buy a game about it at full price! That’s right, we’re THAT epic.
2. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? You can do that here. We don’t judge.
3. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real love fest.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life!