Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Animals Bred:	100	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	3535	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crops Grown:	9869	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1207	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	666900
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6818

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchantments Applied:	154
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).