Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	61
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Animals Bred:	62	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	2939	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	8626

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Items Found:	4168	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.