Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	250
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Items Found:	6124	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	472

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	146

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Items Found:	7305	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Farms Harvested:	253
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2802	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	131	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9306	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!