Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • InsecureCraft: Where even creepers have self-doubt

    InsecureCraft: Where even creepers have self-doubt
    Are you tired of feeling insecure and constantly doubting yourself? Do you want to learn and grow without sacrificing your dignity? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind. Our community is filled with supportive players who will lift you up and help you become the best version of yourself. No disrespectful words or bad tones here, only positive vibes and encouragement.

    Say goodbye to sacrificing your dignity for knowledge. On our server, you can learn and thrive without ever feeling like a doormat. We believe in empowering our players and helping them reach their full potential.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to self-confidence and success. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixelated Pigtails: The Adventures of Ryuko Chan in Minecraft!

    Pixelated Pigtails: The Adventures of Ryuko Chan in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is infused with life fibers that give you superhuman strength and speed! Become the ultimate warrior like Ryuko Chan and dominate the competition. Join now and unleash your inner anime hero!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Leicester SMP: Where building castles is more likely than winning a game of soccer [smp]

    Leicester SMP: Where building castles is more likely than winning a game of soccer [smp]

    Leicester SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type smp
    Cracked No
    Version Java
    Server IP leicestersmp.apexmc.co

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server cracked? No, it is non-cracked.
    Can I PVP with other players? Yes, as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people.
    Can I get help from other players? Definitely, players are helpful in whatever you need assistance with.
    Are there voice chats available? Yes, you can use the voice chats provided to communicate with your team.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 993
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crescenta VS Hypixel

    Crescenta VS Hypixel
    Hypixel Crescenta
    Pros Pros
    – Variety of minigames – Roleplay experience with expanding world
    – Large player base – Unique concept of nations and SMP
    – Regular updates – Town and nation building possibilities
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overwhelming for new players – Smaller player base
    – Can be laggy at times – Less variety in gameplay compared to Hypixel

    FAQ

    Which server has more minigames?

    Hypixel has a larger variety of minigames compared to Crescenta.

    Which server focuses more on roleplay?

    Crescenta focuses more on roleplay with its unique nations-SMP experience.

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Crescenta.

    Which server offers more building possibilities?

    Crescenta offers town and nation building possibilities, while Hypixel focuses more on minigames.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EuroCraft: Where South Europeans Go Missing!

    EuroCraft: Where South Europeans Go Missing!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the mystery of what happened to the original South Europeans! Rumor has it that they were abducted by aliens and taken to a secret underground base where they now live in harmony with the creepers and zombies. Join our server to embark on a quest to rescue them and unlock rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with aliens and South Europeans in Minecraft? Join now for a wild adventure like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 242 Dragon Eggs Found: 5796
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Bants: The Celebrity Edition

    Blocky Bants: The Celebrity Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down and banning celeb thread spammers who dare to infiltrate our server. That’s right, we take no prisoners when it comes to keeping our chat clean and spam-free.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky celeb thread spammers…they’re everywhere.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • QueSMP TOWNY – where the towns are as semi-vanilla as the server itself! Join us on JAVA!

    QueSMP TOWNY – where the towns are as semi-vanilla as the server itself! Join us on JAVA!

    QueSMP Towny (Java)

    Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Freely build anywhere

    Create your own nation

    Version 1.20.4

    Fun community, come introduce yourself!

    Explore the world and make your mark!

    Rules:

    • Don’t be an asshole
    • Don’t Grief
    • No hacking
    • More rules in Discord

    Server IP: quesmp.cloudnord.net

    Discord: Join our discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I build anywhere on the server? Yes, you can freely build anywhere on the server.
    How can I create my own nation? You can create your own nation within the server using the Towny plugin.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? Yes, please follow the rules listed on the server and in the Discord for a pleasant gaming experience.
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.
    How can I join the Discord server? You can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the above description.
    How can I provide feedback about the server? You can provide feedback, whether positive or negative, through our Discord server or by reaching out to the server admins directly.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PoopCraft: Where even the protestors can’t hold it in!

    PoopCraft: Where even the protestors can’t hold it in!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a protestor pooping themselves while being arrested? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be pooping your pants with excitement! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always on the edge of their seats (or toilets). Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • – LOLdonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats!

    – LOLdonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats!
    Are you tired of living in boring old regular cities? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wacky world of the CITY of London!

    Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a herd of creepers stampedes past you, blowing up buildings left and right. But don’t worry, our city is constantly under construction thanks to our resident Endermen architects!

    Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our virtual pub where the villagers serve up the best virtual ale in all of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get into a virtual bar fight with the pigmen!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our virtual minecart system that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you might just run into a dragon or two.

    So why live in a boring old regular city when you can join the madness of the CITY of London on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mega Epic Happy Fun Land SMP – Now with Alcohol and Lite-RP! Join for Towny Earth, War, Economy, and more! No P2W!

    Mega Epic Happy Fun Land SMP – Now with Alcohol and Lite-RP! Join for Towny Earth, War, Economy, and more! No P2W!

    United Lands Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHVTNhSmF4
    Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
    Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
    Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes.
    Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
    Non-P2W Environment United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
    Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join United Lands Minecraft Server?

    A: You can join us at United Lands by entering the server IP: red.unitedlands.org

    Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.unitedlands.org

    Q: Can I view the map of United Lands server?

    A: Yes, you can view the map here: https://map.unitedlands.org

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RPDND VS Hypixel

    RPDND VS Hypixel
    Hypixel RPDND
    Large player base Smaller, more intimate community
    Wide variety of mini-games and activities Focused on roleplay and Dungeons & Dragons
    Highly competitive gameplay Collaborative storytelling experience
    Regular updates and events DM ran event-lines

    **FAQs**

    1. **Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to RPDND.

    2. **What activities are available on Hypixel?** – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and activities for players to enjoy.

    3. **What is the focus of RPDND?** – RPDND is focused on roleplay and Dungeons & Dragons gameplay.

    4. **Which server offers a more competitive gameplay experience?** – Hypixel is known for its highly competitive gameplay compared to RPDND.

    5. **Do both servers have regular updates and events?** – Yes, both servers have regular updates and events to keep players engaged.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Alien Invasion: The Blocky Chronicles

    Alien Invasion: The Blocky Chronicles
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders in epic battles and adventures!

    Imagine teaming up with Kaneko Lumi, the golden goddess of destruction, or Fuura Yuri, the mystical warrior with powers beyond comprehension. And don’t forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced prankster who will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! Join Jelly Hoshiumi, the intergalactic jellyfish queen, or Ember Amane, the fiery phoenix who will light up your world. And who could resist Remilia Nephys, the vampire princess with a thirst for adventure?

    With characters like Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko, you’ll never run out of allies to join you on your Minecraft journey.

    So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of endless possibilities, where every block holds a new adventure and every creature is a potential friend or foe. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 264 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Real SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life! Join our sustainable, claim-free, cheat-free world today!

    The Real SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life! Join our sustainable, claim-free, cheat-free world today!

    The Real SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Features Description
    Stable and Secure Atmosphere Server appropriate for all gaming needs with continuous uptime and strong anti-cheat system.
    Player Shops Create and customize your own shop to sell items.
    Spawn Protection Protected spawn area for new players with option to apply for build permissions.
    Giveaways Regular giveaways to reward server members and promote community engagement.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join The Real SMP server?

    A: You can join the server by entering the IP address mc.therealsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is the server active 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server runs continuously around the clock to ensure players can enjoy the game at any time.

    Q: Do you have a Discord server for communication?

    A: Yes, we have a Discord server. Join us at https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

    Q: Can I build my own shop on the server?

    A: Yes, players can create and design their own shops to sell items to other players.

    Q: How do I participate in giveaways?

    A: Play on the server, engage with the community, and keep an eye out for announcements about upcoming giveaways to participate.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Hoes: Where Creeper Meets Companion

    Crafty Hoes: Where Creeper Meets Companion
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have more prostitutes than ever before! That’s right, instead of wasting your time digging in the dirt, you can spend your hard-earned emeralds on some good old-fashioned fun with our lovely ladies of the night.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or battling it out with a mob of disco-loving skeletons. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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