Blocky Celeb Scandals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3377	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3898	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	582101	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crops Grown:	1193	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crops Grown:	3549	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3592	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.