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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8814	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7551
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	149
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	171
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9528	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8422
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6664	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Potions Brewed:	83	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!