Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8072	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	9943
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	8246

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ores Mined:	2229	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	902302
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	3360
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

172.240.87.32:23950

LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	53
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	9714
Towns Built:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Potions Brewed:	83
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	9152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4657
Crops Grown:	4414	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2