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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1673 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5885 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
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