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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7627 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Votes: | 1065 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
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