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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 133 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 219 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 1839 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
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