Blocky Border Control | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CheerMeUpMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	4503	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	5058
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	1105	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Crops Grown:	4463

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3