Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Chimeras Created: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4523 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Farms Harvested: 998 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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