Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4061	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Votes:	2660
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

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Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Votes:	7811
Emeralds Found:	4134	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

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Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3883
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Votes:	4545
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

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MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4915
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	1861
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Votes:	8324
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Animals Bred:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

mc.centrixnetwork.com

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	616701
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

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Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7474
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

play.togethercraft.online