Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Enchantments Applied:	196	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	716983	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mines Excavated:	1966	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3954
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4933

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3604	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com