Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

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1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Emeralds Found:	6046	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	4967	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crops Grown:	7025	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2311	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	154

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	9591
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	125
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	95
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	611597	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster