Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

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AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	86
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	8136	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2858

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	630	Star Shards Collected:	200
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Towns Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6602	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	3225	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4247
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net