Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

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DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Votes:	7314

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	6714
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Items Found:	2187	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	New Chunks Explored:	261631
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	120	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crops Grown:	7768	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	3697

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	55

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	1906	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com