Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9742

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	976117
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3759
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Runes Activated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9270	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2845
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Animals Bred:	124	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Towns Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	25	Star Shards Collected:	183
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	337338
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9358	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Towns Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	103
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com