Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	208	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

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DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Votes:	9302	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	3487	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7779
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	865261	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4305
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5415
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Emeralds Found:	1745	Farms Harvested:	800

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Towns Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	326564	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	2

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	113	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Crops Grown:	2459
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Love Letters Sent:	11

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club