Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

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IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2727	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9530	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Star Shards Collected:	291	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	564	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	185

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8439	Buildings Constructed:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	282
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	133	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	3060	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5418	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8572	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1682	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	8

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	513	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchantments Applied:	261
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	129
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

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mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8054	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	405505	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	253

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net