Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Enchantments Applied:	222
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mines Excavated:	3677
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1529
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	577435	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	579733
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	258	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	716567	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	245	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4393
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

play.infinitemc.net