Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	888889
Dragon Eggs Found:	5257	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Void Gems Collected:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1490

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	119

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6623	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6403	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	9394	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Enchantments Applied:	58	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Potions Brewed:	65
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!