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CometSMP

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CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Items Found:	6906

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Items Found:	7371
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crops Grown:	5590	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Labyrinth Smp

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Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4710	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PunishCraft: Daughter’s Revenge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values justice and standing up for what’s right? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fighting for what you believe in, just like this 7-year-old girl fought for the truth about the stolen puppy!

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to injustice, just like this brave little girl did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost puppy of your own to return to its rightful owner!

Don’t settle for unearned punishment like this girl’s extra chores – on our server, we believe in fairness and standing up for what you know is right. So come join us and fight for justice in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoTomorrowMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes.

Imagine a world where chickens can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the key to eternal life (or at least a really cool sword).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find out what you would do if there was no tomorrow…and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3