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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	32398
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Farms Harvested:	957
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2422	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	474	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5435
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Items Found:	4033
Buildings Constructed:	14	Crops Grown:	1023
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.