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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	2371	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	173

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	1108	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8864	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5780	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	486517

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4219
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9104
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1448	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”