Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mines Excavated:	3003

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchantments Applied:	147	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4169

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Oblivious to the Minigames

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Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5905
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

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Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	2087
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NerdAlertMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyLifeQuest

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.