Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UnBit

    UnBit

    Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1182 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2767 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 New Chunks Explored: 586597
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1018
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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