Blocky Booty Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	4520

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7468	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Jew Crew

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

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Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	3498	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Chapter 148 – Game Over, Cleared!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8806

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	5912
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3990	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2529	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9893	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1